UWF Fury Hour 07-08-91
Taped from Palmetto, FL
Airdate: July 8, 1991 (taped 06/09)
Hosted by Craig DeGeorge and Bruno Sammartino
Welcome to part four of Beach Brawl Revisited as Abrams forgoes new content for his prized PPV content. Should we bat an eyelash at a strap match? Let’s find out!
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We then revisit Beach Brawl and the strap match between “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff and Colonel DeBeers:
Match 5 (strap): “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff versus Colonel DeBeers (w/o Mr. Black)
Summary: Short but effective strap match as the local wrestler (Orndorff) beats the wily heel from South Africa.
After the match, Orndorff waves the American flag, but DeBeers retrieves a cattle prod from his ring jacket and zaps Orndorff with it. While Orndorff quivers in the ring, DeBeers steals the American flag. Heinous!
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Brian Ricco and DeGeorge interview Orndorff who doesn’t agree with DeBeers’ politics or tactics. They then discuss his alcohol-free bowling center.
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Reminder that more matches from Beach Brawl will be shown on Fury Hour in the coming weeks. I believe there is only one more match to be shown.
Ricco and DeGeorge interview DeBeers who heralds LAPD chief Daryl Gates due to the Rodney King beating. He also fired Mr. Black.
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We then revisit Beach Brawl and the abbreviated Captain Lou’s Corner with Luna and the Blackhearts:
CAPTAIN LOU’S CORNER: Albano interviews “halfwit” Luna along with the Blackhearts. Since Luna wore the snake around her neck, Albano runs them down and hightails it. He must suffer from ophidiophobia. This HAD to be cut for timing purposes.
Next, we revisit the 6/3 episode when Mass Confusion defeated Hog Calhoun and Cash Jackson.
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Conclusion: If you’d like to know more about bowling alleys and white supremacy, then this is the episode for you. Otherwise, can we please move on to the next episode?
TV Rating: NONE
Stay tuned for UWF 07-15-91!
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