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UWF Fury Hour 09-09-91

Taped from Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Airdate: September 9, 1991 (taped 07/20)

Attendance: 300

Hosted by Craig DeGeorge, Bruno Sammartino, & Captain Lou Albano

What does Abrams have up his sleeve for us this week? Perhaps another new wrestler? Could any of the matches achieve a single *? Let’s find out!

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Match 1: “Wild Thing” versus Muhammed the Butcher (w/ Abudadein)


Rating: -*

Summary: C’mon Abrams! Wild Thing’s not a ring general so the belief that his carrying this tub of goo to anything decent was foolhardy if not asinine. We’re off to a great start!

After the match, Wild Thing brings Abudadein into the ring the hard way and vaults him atop the blinded Muhammed. However, I will give credit where it’s due. Both Albano and Sammartino went into full Mystery Science Theater 3000 mode on commentary.

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Match 2: B. Brian Blair versus Sonny West


Rating: DUD

Summary: Showcase match for Blair.

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We then revisit Mr. Red’s attempted coup of Captain Lou’s Corner. Afterward, Red takes liberties with Pondo last week, so Abrams suspends him for thirty days. Abrams’ attack on Mr. Red followed by Ninja’s destruction follow.

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TO THE POINT: Herb Abrams and Albano interview Mr. Red along with Super Ninja. As the discussion gets heated, Abrams threatens to toss him off the segment, Mr. Red crows about taking the Captain’s Corner. Abrams calls him “pure trash,” but Mr. Red claims prejudice. While Albano laughs at him, Mr. Red claims to be “in control” of the UWF. This is nothing but a shouting match.

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Conclusion: SKIP. THIS. EPISODE. I mean it. The wrestling was horrible. The incessant plug for the house show are annoying. And the talk show segment makes Jerry Springer Emmy-worthy.

Next week, Lenny promises the “long-awaited return of ‘Dangerous’ Dan Spivey and the possible arrival of the Ultimate Warrior.”

TV Rating: NONE

Stay tuned for UWF 09-16-91!

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