UWF Fury Hour 07-13-92
Taped from Spartanburg, SC
Airdate: July 13, 1992 (taped 06/19)
Attendance: 912 (300 paid)
Hosted by Craig DeGeorge & the “Golden Greek” John Tolos
Can Valiant defeat the reviled Koloff? Will Orton retain the Southern States title? How will Abrams and Red confront one another this week? Let’s find out!
Match 1: Wet’n’Wild versus the Marauder & Viper #2
Summary: Showcase match for Wet’n’Wild.
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Match 2: “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff versus Stone Cole
Summary: Showcase match for Orndorff.
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CAPTAIN RED’S CORNER: Red refuses to interview Valiant, so Herb Abrams storms in. Upon Red’s continuation of refusals, Valiant interrupts him from behind. While Red is petrified, Valiant threatens to send him into the middle of 1993. Koloff intervenes on his manager’s behalf and goes nose-to-nose with Valiant. Officials and wrestlers arrive to break them up to end the segment.
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Match 3: The Nightstalker versus Jake Steele
Summary: Showcase match for Nightstalker
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Orton cuts a promo on Orndorff.
Match 4 for the UWF Southern States title: “Cowboy” Bob Orton (champion) versus Helmut Hessler (w/ Keven Casey)
Summary: Tune-up match for Orton as Hessler didn’t provide much of a challenge to him.
Valiant cuts a promo on Koloff.
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Match 5: The “Boogie Woogie Man” Jimmy Valiant versus Ivan Koloff (w/ Colonel Red)
Summary: Crazy brawl with great heat on both sides, yet the nefarious means by Red enabled Koloff to steal the victory.
After the match, Herb Abrams enters the ring and grabs the microphone. By his authority, he reverses the decision and awards the match to Valiant. Immediately, Red CLOBBERS Abrams in the back with his cane. How dastardly!
While Valiant dispatches Koloff from the ring, Red continues to hammer a befallen Abrams. Ultimately, Valiant wields a chair to send Red scurrying backstage. Paramedics arrive to tend to Abrams who is both OUT COLD and BUSTED OPEN. Unfortunately, Abrams is removed from ringside on a gurney.
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Conclusion: Drama unfolds after the main event, and we’re left wondering what happened to Abrams. Hopefully, we’ll find out next week. Also, Orton retained his title as Nightstalker, Orndorff, and Wet’n’Wild won their matches. Without question, you MUST see this episode if only to see the carnage following the main event.
Next week, Orndorff challenges Orton for the Southern States title!
TV Rating: NONE
Stay tuned for UWF 07-20-92!
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