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UWF Fury Hour 05-20-91

Taped from Orlando, FL

Airdate: May 20, 1991 (taped 04/06)

Attendance: 250

Hosted by Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano

Who will win the wild six-man tag match? How will Hosaka fare against Luna? Will the Blackhearts get involved? Let’s find out!

Opening montage.

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Match 1: Wet’n’Wild versus Al Jobert & El Perdedor


Rating: *

Summary: Showcase match for Wet’n’Wild.

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ASK THE WRESTLERS: A letter to Blair:

Blair responds.

Promo #2 airs for the PPV.

Match 2: Luna Vachon (w/ the Blackhearts) versus Malia Hosaka


Rating: ½*

Summary: Heel chicanery enabled Luna to steal a victory from the talented Hosaka.

After the match, Destruction tosses Hosaka out of the ring to the ground, but Wet’n’Wild arrives to save Hosaka’s bacon. Wild Thing bashes Destruction with a chair repeatedly while Luna tosses Hosaka into the empty bleachers.

Promo #3 airs for the PPV.

TOURNAMENT UPDATE: Brian Ricco supplies us with this week’s update containing these fictitious results:

The following wrestlers have qualified for the quarterfinals:

Plug #2 airs for tickets to the PPV.

Ad airs for the Hotel Pennsylvania.

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Tolos shills Midnight Express Limousine.

Plug airs for Universal Studios Florida.

The Power Twins and Tolos cut a promo, and Tolos refers to Rick Golden as a “little weasel.” HA!

Match 3: The Power Twins (w/ John Tolos) versus Corporal Kirschner & Dave Perry


Rating: *

Summary: Showcase match for the Power Twins.

Promo #4 airs for the PPV.

Plug #3 airs for tickets to the show.

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CAPTAIN LOU’S CORNER: Albano tries to interview Hosaka, insults her with his own version of Japanese, and causes her to leave. Off-camera, neither understands what he’s saying. HA!

Promo #5 airs for the PPV.

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Match 4: The Lynx versus Big V


Rating: *

Summary: Showcase match for Lynx while the Orlando faithful sought concessions.

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Promo #6 airs for the PPV.

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Match 5 (six-man): “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff, B. Brian Blair, & Bam Bam Bigelow versus “Cowboy” Bob Orton, Boris Zhukov, & Rusty Brooks


Rating: *½

Summary: Without the tag formula, this would have been a mess. As it is, it was very disjointed, thus the hot tag wasn’t as sizzling as it could have been. Nevertheless, we have a clean finish in the main event.

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Promo #7 airs for the PPV.

Conclusion: This episode concludes the taping at Universal Studios as the next set of tapings emanate from New York City again. If only to stop the incessant hype, I cannot wait for the PPV. Can you?

Next week, actual matches from the UWF TV title tournament!

TV Rating: NONE

Stay tuned for UWF 05-27-91!

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