UWF Fury Hour 05-20-91
Taped from Orlando, FL
Airdate: May 20, 1991 (taped 04/06)
Hosted by Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano
Who will win the wild six-man tag match? How will Hosaka fare against Luna? Will the Blackhearts get involved? Let’s find out!
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Match 1: Wet’n’Wild versus Al Jobert & El Perdedor
Summary: Showcase match for Wet’n’Wild.
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Match 2: Luna Vachon (w/ the Blackhearts) versus Malia Hosaka
Summary: Heel chicanery enabled Luna to steal a victory from the talented Hosaka.
After the match, Destruction tosses Hosaka out of the ring to the ground, but Wet’n’Wild arrives to save Hosaka’s bacon. Wild Thing bashes Destruction with a chair repeatedly while Luna tosses Hosaka into the empty bleachers.
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TOURNAMENT UPDATE: Brian Ricco supplies us with this week’s update containing these fictitious results:
The following wrestlers have qualified for the quarterfinals:
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The Power Twins and Tolos cut a promo, and Tolos refers to Rick Golden as a “little weasel.” HA!
Match 3: The Power Twins (w/ John Tolos) versus Corporal Kirschner & Dave Perry
Summary: Showcase match for the Power Twins.
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CAPTAIN LOU’S CORNER: Albano tries to interview Hosaka, insults her with his own version of Japanese, and causes her to leave. Off-camera, neither understands what he’s saying. HA!
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Match 4: The Lynx versus Big V
Summary: Showcase match for Lynx while the Orlando faithful sought concessions.
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Match 5 (six-man): “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff, B. Brian Blair, & Bam Bam Bigelow versus “Cowboy” Bob Orton, Boris Zhukov, & Rusty Brooks
Summary: Without the tag formula, this would have been a mess. As it is, it was very disjointed, thus the hot tag wasn’t as sizzling as it could have been. Nevertheless, we have a clean finish in the main event.
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Conclusion: This episode concludes the taping at Universal Studios as the next set of tapings emanate from New York City again. If only to stop the incessant hype, I cannot wait for the PPV. Can you?
Next week, actual matches from the UWF TV title tournament!
TV Rating: NONE
Stay tuned for UWF 05-27-91!
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