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UWF Fury Hour 05-13-91

Taped from Orlando, FL

Airdate: May 13, 1991 (taped 04/06)

Attendance: 250

Hosted by Craig DeGeorge and Captain Lou Albano

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Opening montage.

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Match 1: The Blackhearts (w/ Luna Vachon) versus Rico Federico & the Lynx


Rating: ***

Summary: Extended squash where all four wrestlers showcased their talents. Conversely, the Blackhearts shouldn’t have needed over ten minutes to handle these guys.

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Match 2: “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff versus Dusty Wolfe


Rating: DUD

Summary: Showcase match for Orndorff.

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Match 3: “Cowboy” Bob Orton (w/ John Tolos) versus Jim Cooper


Rating: ½*

Summary: Showcase match for Orton. The match was so exciting that DeGeorge and Albano shilled the phone numbers across Florida for Ticketmaster.

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CAPTAIN LOU’S CORNER: Albano interviews Luna Vachon and the Blackhearts. They proceed to have a screaming match until Albano “quits.”

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Match 4: B. Brian Blair versus Rusty Brooks


Rating: DUD

Summary: Showcase match for Blair.

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Match 5: The Power Twins (w/ John Tolos) versus Wet’n’Wild


Rating: DUD

Summary: Was this really what this feud needed? A luggage angle? Truly horrible. Oh, and Wild Thing on offense? Doubly so.

After the match, Beach takes both Power Twins down with a headscissors. The Power Twins reverse stereo cross corner whips, but Wet’n’Wild perform do-si- do and clothesline them. As Wet’n’Wild rammed the Power Twins together, they clear the ring.

In the ring, Ricco interviews Wet’n’Wild, and they blame Tolos for Beach’s transportation issues. Wait a minute! Tolos would’ve convinced them to use Midnight Express Limousine. C’mon!

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Conclusion: Bullshit main event angle aside, the Blackhearts stole the show with their skills and Luna’s terrifying promo. The PPV isn’t too far away, so we’ll see what else Abrams has in store for us. Aren’t you excited?

TV Rating: NONE

Stay tuned for UWF 05-20-91!

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