UWF Fury Hour 01-21-91
Taped from New York, NY
Airdate: January 21, 1990 (taped 01/09)
Hosted by Craig DeGeorge and Bruno Sammartino
Will Parsons get revenge for Sampson’s sake against DeBeers? How can Cactus light up Manhattan and the Penta Hotel? And who’s that guy wrestling against Williams? He’s quite extreme. Let’s find out!
After Herb Abrams narrates the ongoing racial saga between Parsons and DeBeers, Parsons cuts a promo on DeBeers.
Bruno shills the UWF PowerLine.
Match 1: “Cowboy” Bob Orton (w/ John Tolos) versus Sonny Blaze
Summary: Showcase match for Orton.
After the match, Orton demolishes Blaze and almost sends him onto Bruno’s lap at ringside.
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Match 2: “Mr. Wonderful” Paul Orndorff versus Chris Michaels
Summary: Showcase match for Orndorff whom the NYC faithful still adore.
Orndorff shills the Super Arm Blaster.
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Ad for Midnight Express Limo airs.
Abrams and Bruno shill Bruno’s book. Get yours today!
Match 3: “Dr. Death” Steve Williams versus Mike Durham
Summary: Showcase match for Williams.
Speaking of Williams, he cuts a promo on Orndorff.
Ad for the Penta Hotel airs.
An entirely NEW ad for UWF merchandise airs. Get some today!
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Ad #2 for the UWF Powerline airs.
CAPTAIN LOU’S CORNER: Albano interviews Parsons who cuts another promo on DeBeers.
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Orndorff shills Dynamic Muscle Builder.
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ASK THE WRESTLERS: An absurd letter regarding Orndorff:
A very much alive Orndorff kindly responds.
Match 4: Cactus Jack versus Mike Williams
Summary: Showcase match for Cactus who absorbed all the love from the NYC faithful.
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Ad #3 for the UWF PowerLine airs.
Match 5: Colonel DeBeers versus “Iceman” King Parsons
Summary: Although DeBeers sold extremely well, his offense was outdated even for 1991. Parsons did everything he could and came out on top.
After the match, DeBeers ambushes Parsons, grabs his belt, and whips Parsons with it. He then hangs Parsons with the belt and creams Hernandez into 1995. Fortunately for Parsons, Hernandez loosens the belt, so no asphyxiation occurs. Whew! The DeBeers destruction continues until he makes Parsons HIT THE POLE.
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Ad #2 for the Penta Hotel airs.
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Conclusion: Wow! A clean finish in the main event. Will wonders ever cease? This was another solid show for the UWF, and they set the table nicely for next week…
Next week, Orton squares off against Blair. Can you feel the buzz? If not, Orndorff finally gets his chance against Williams.
TV Rating: NONE
Stay tuned for UWF 01-28-91!
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