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WWF Monday Night RAW 05-25-98

Taped from Chattanooga, TN

Airdate: May 25, 1998 (taped 05/19)

Attendance: 7,445 (sold out)

Hosted by Jim Ross, Michael Cole, Kevin Kelly, & Jerry “The King” Lawler

Can the Rock topple HHH in the main event? What will DX and the NoD have to say about it? What’s the latest between Austin and Mr. McMahon? With the PPV on the horizon, what other ingredients will be added to spice it up? Let’s get cookin’!

Opening montage.

Mr. McMahon and his entourage along with Chattanooga’s finest enter the ring. While the Chattanooga faithful boos him out of the building, McMahon gloats about last week while congratulating Patterson and Brisco. We revisit last week when McMahon, in disguise, hammered Austin with a chair. Although McMahon crows about stacking the deck against him, Austin rudely interrupts.

When Austin insults him, he requests Chattanooga’s finest arrest McMahon for assault. They handcuff him to a tremendous response. Patterson and Brisco try to interfere, so Austin tells the officers to arrest them for obstruction of justice. HA! Upon opening a Steveweiser (disguised as a Miller Lite), Austin douses McMahon with it. To add insult to humiliation, Austin flips them off. Turnabout is truly fair play.

Prior to the next match, Hawk introduces the newest member of the Road Warriors—Puke. I feel queasy writing that.

Match 1 (six-man): The Road Warriors & Puke (w/o Sunny) versus Disciples of Apocalypse


Rating: *

Summary: Solid debut for Puke despite the horrendous nickname.

After the match, officials separate DoA from the Road Warriors as these teams collide this Sunday on PPV.

Backstage, McMahon tries to convince Chattanooga’s finest that his arrest is a “big mistake.” On the other hand, Austin confronts them to ensure they go to the pokey.

Prior to the next match, we revisit the 4/27 episode when Owen turned on Ken Shamrock. Next, we see Shamrock in Oklahoma City wearing a cast around his injured left leg.

Match 2 (non-title): NWA World champion Dan “The Beast” Severn versus Owen Hart


Rating: *

Summary: Scientific matchup with some blatant strikes from both wrestlers. As you’d expect, the NoD saves Owen’s bacon preventing the submission loss.

After the match, Severn hip-tosses Brown before the rest of the NoD gobble him up. Rock deals Severn a Rock Bottom, and Mark Henry SQUISHES Severn with two NoD-assisted splashes. As Owen brings a chair into the ring, he places Severn’s ankle in it and mounts the second turnbuckle. Several officials stop him, and Commissioner Slaughter summons the NoD back to the locker room amid a chorus of “Rocky sucks” chants.

Edge vignette airs.

Upon making his entrance, Jackyl grabs the microphone and introduces his unique companions. Hank swears like a sailor (albeit CENSORED) while Bob repeats Jackyl’s words. Next, Jackyl introduces “Princess” Luna, Golga, and the unnamed Giant Silva.

Match 3: Thrasher (w/ Mosh) versus Golga (w/ Jackyl, Hank the Angry Drunk Dwarf, & Crackhead Bob)


Rating: DUD

Summary: W-A-S-T-E of time as the WWF midcard continues to suck.

Afterward, Mosh jumps into the ring to stop Golga from massacring his tag team partner. Silva steps over the top rope and annihilates him with a head butt. Following that, Silva destroys referee Tim White with one. Meanwhile, the Chattanooga faithful sought popcorn.

Among the Chattanooga faithful, Al Snow disguised as JR climbs the steps in hopes of a push.

Outside the arena, Austin flips off an irate McMahon.

This episode SUCKS.

WWF REWIND: We revisit last week when DNA proved that Paul Bearer is Kane’s biological father. That didn’t stop Undertaker from turning his younger brother along with Bearer into goo.

RAW is WAR is sponsored by Twix, Castrol GTX, WWF: The Music Volume 2, and Super Soaker.

Match 4: Vader versus “Double J” Jeff Jarrett (w/ Tennessee Lee)


Rating: **

Summary: Making the most of his opportunity, each wrestler squeezed his offense into the match until the abrupt finish.

Kane obliterates Vader at the behest of Bearer with a short-arm clothesline. As he slams Vader, Kane clotheslines him over the top rope to the floor. He sends Vader into the steps, and Bearer finally restrains him. These two will collide this Sunday on PPV.

Officers remove McMahon from the squad car, and McMahon apologizes “to the former WWF champion.” When Austin doesn’t agree to those terms, McMahon offers a better apology. Austin accepts, and McMahon with his entourage goes free.


A disheveled McMahon with his entourage returns to the ring and rescinds his apology. Next, he accepts the condition that a WWF superstar stands guard at the PPV to ensure impartiality because no one can intimidate him. He decrees that Austin must face Undertaker TONIGHT. Is the WWF serious about giving away this matchup for free?

Earlier today at an airfield, HHH quotes Winston Churchill to the rest of DX. He informs Road Dog that he won’t get to fly today, and Road Dog is beside himself. Instead, HHH appoints himself, and DX embraces him in a collective hug. Really?

Back in the arena, Al Snow jumps the barricade to harass Lawler about a meeting with Mr. McMahon. Unfortunately for Snow, security removes him from ringside.

Match 5 (non-title): WWF Light Heavyweight champion Taka Michinoku versus Dick Togo (w/ Mr. Yamaguchi)


Rating: **

Summary: Solid high-flying with a decent story to give Michinoku a leg up on Kaientai. Conversely, the Chattanooga faithful didn’t care and took a bathroom break.

After the match, Yamaguchi tries to attack him, but Michinoku grabs him by the tie. Sho Funaki and Mens Teioh arrive to stop him, and Funaki deals Michinoku a fisherman buster. As Funaki powerbombs Michinoku, Togo mounts the top turnbuckle and SQUISHES him with a senton bomb. Kaientai leaves through the Chattanooga faithful having sent Michinoku a message.

CASTROL GTX SLAM OF THE WEEK: Last week, Venis scored with a Money Shot and pinned Scorpio in his in-ring debut for the WWF.

Back at the airfield, DX minus HHH is lost without its leader, yet Road Dog besmirches Gunn by calling him “Rockabilly.”

Prior to the next match, we revisit last week when Sable cost Mero the match against Funk.

Match 6: “Marvelous” Marc Mero (w/ Sable) versus Faarooq


Rating: *

Summary: More shenanigans between Mero and Sable cost him the match again. What’s that sound I hear about Mero’s in-ring career?

After the match, Mero grabs a microphone while the Chattanooga faithful chants “Sab-le.” He tells Sable to find a WWF superstar to beat him at the PPV, and he’ll rip up her contract. However, if Mero wins, Sable must leave the WWF “forever.” Sable agrees.

Video featuring Pat Patterson airs.

In a stupid bit of voice-over and graphics, HHH “flies” a jet over “Evansville, IN where Nitro is located” and sky-writes: “Hey WCW, suck it. DX rules.” According to Meltzer, the skywriting was done in Providence, RI last week instead of Evansville. If you think I believe THAT crap, I’ve got some oceanfront property in Phoenix, AZ to sell you for a very reasonable price.

Prior to the next match, Rock grabs the microphone and offers his thoughts on Viagra. Although he denies using it, he cuts a promo on Faarooq. When he turns his attention to HHH, Rock runs down DX as the Chattanooga faithful chants “Rocky sucks.”

Match 7 (non-title): WWF Intercontinental champion The Rock (w/ Mark Henry) versus WWF European champion HHH (w/ Chyna)


Rating: ***

Summary: Quality match that told a good story. Of course, since the match wasn’t on PPV, a clean finish didn’t happen.

Afterward, Rock jaw-jacks with HHH while backing up the ramp. Faarooq meets him there and pounds away. Next, he piledrives Rock who should be pushing up daises from it.

Match 8 (non-title): WWF champion Stone Cold Steve Austin versus the Undertaker


Rating: NONE

Summary: Bait-and-switch at its scummiest to illustrate that Undertaker will be the WWF superstar to guarantee impartiality during the PPV main event. Despite the nefarious booking tactic, it was an extremely entertaining segment.

Conclusion: Point blank, the last fifteen minutes of the show saved this episode from the scrap heap. You can tell that McMahon books the main event while Vince Russo and Ed Ferrara book the rest. The main event cooks while the rest stinks on Melba toast. Let’s hope the PPV is much better than 85% of this show.

Could it finally overcome Nitro in the ratings?

TV Rating: 4.22

Who won? RAW by an eyelash.

Although quarter-hour ratings were not made available due to Memorial Day, I’m certain Rock/HHH and Undertaker/McMahon CRUSHED the lackluster tag team main event on Nitro. If WCW shows a blockbuster main event, they probably win. As it stands, WWF wins by hooking the audience with its main players in the last 15 minutes.

Stay tuned for WCW Thunder 05-27-98!

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