WELCOME TO ROCK STAR GARY REFLECTIONS!

Live from Philadelphia, PA

Airdate: June 22, 1996

Attendance: 1,511 (sold out)

Hosted by Joey Styles

As the show begins, Joel Gertner tries to re-enact Michael Buffer’s charisma and eats a Singapore cane shot from Sandman for doing so. Obviously, Sandman understands copyright/gimmick infringement. As the crowd roars, Sandman opens a beer, chugs some of it, and spits it on Gertner. He then nails him again with the cane. When the crowd chants “one more time,” Sandman delivers. He then gets on the mic, and Missy Hyatt brings back Bob Artese. The Philly faithful rejoice. Before Artese can choose whether or not to end up like Gertner, Missy plants a big wet kiss on him. In the meantime, Gertner eats another cane shot. Now that’s a unique way to amp up a crowd.

Match 1: The “Franchise” Shane Douglas versus Mikey Whipwreck

Highlights:

Rating: ***1/2

Summary: Great match proving that Whipwreck can hang with a wrestler like Douglas.

In the ring, Joey welcomes us to the show to a raucous crowd reaction. He then interviews Baron von Stevie, Bluedust, and Patricia. Wearing the traditional hood, Richards comes to the ring. The Blue Meanie dons the blond wig as Patricia smokes a cigarette. Joey’s reaction to this: “If I wanted to go to the circus, I’d stay home in Stamford.” Yowza! As Bluedust slithers in the ring, Richards hypes Raven’s new valet. Subsequently, Bluedust hits on Joey then Richards applies the claw to him. Joey easily rebuffs the effort. This was pathetic.

Match 2: Buh Buh Ray & Big Dick Dudley (w/ Sign Guy Dudley) versus Little Guido & JT Smith (w/ Salvatore Bellomo)

Highlights:

Rating: **1/2

Summary: While not worthwhile, this was certainly entertaining.

After the match, D-Von gets on the mic and reads the riot act to Buh Buh. To try and get some sense out of Buh Buh, D-Von gives him a chair shot to the head. As D-Von administers tough love to Buh Buh, Dances with Dudley eats a chair shot to the head for being impolite. Chubby Dudley eats one too. Finally, D-Von leaves and curses Big Dick out.

Match 3 (shoot fight): The “Human Suplex Machine” Taz (w/ Fonzie) versus Paul Varelans

Highlights:

Rating: NONE

Summary: An urban legend has it that Heyman sent Missy Hyatt to seduce Varelans into doing the job with the promise of sex or sexual favors. Hyatt supposedly rebuffed him afterwards.

After the match, as the crowd chants “BULLSHIT,” Taz agrees with the crowd then disses them.

Match 4 for the ECW World title: Raven (champion w/ Stevie Richards & Nova) versus ????

Highlights:

Rating: **

Summary: The crowd loved Gordy and the surprise factor brought along with his appearance.

Afterwards, Lee fights with Gordy as Richards and Nova pummel Dreamer. All of a sudden, the Sandman hits the ring and swings a Singapore cane at anything that moves. As Raven leaves, Peaches brought her son Tyler to the ring. According to Raven, “(Tyler) worships me!” Beulah calls Peaches out, but Raven holds her back. Joey finishes the segment with “you don’t mess with a man’s family.” True dat. Wait a minute! Bluedust comes to the ring, but Kimona nails him low then Beulah gives him a DDT. OK, THAT was funny.

Match 5 for the ECW World tag team titles: The Eliminators versus the Gangstas

Highlights:

Rating: NONE

Summary: Garbage wrestling for the most part with lots of blood.

Match 6: The Gangsters of Paradise versus Axl Rotten & Hack Myers

Highlights:

Rating: NONE

Summary: It was becoming a Samoan squash before the sports entertainment finish.

Match 7 for the ECW Television title: Pitbull #2 (champion w/ Francine) versus “Lionheart” Chris Jericho

Highlights:

Rating: ***1/2

Summary: Great big man-little man match orchestrated by Jericho. I wonder what Douglas’ involvement will cause.

After the match, officials keep Douglas from entering the ring as #2 shakes Jericho’s hand and gives him the belt.

Match 8 (weapons): Tommy Dreamer (w/ Beulah McGillicutty & Kimona Wanaleia) versus “Primetime” Brian Lee

Highlights:

Rating: **1/2

Summary: Innovative use of sexual chemistry in a hardcore match here.

After the match, the Bruise Brothers hit the ring and ambush Dreamer. After a clip, Lee and the Bruise Brothers have Dreamer in the balcony. According to Joey, three tables are stacked up underneath them. Lee then gives Dreamer a Primetime slam through the three tables all the way down to the concrete floor. Oh. My. God. How did Dreamer not get seriously injured? According to Meltzer, he was only shaken up barely and received a few splinters. Whew! That move would receive numerous replays over the span of ECW’s existence. Of course, the Philly faithful responded with a healthy “ECW” chant.

Match 9: Sabu versus Rob Van Dam

Highlights:

Rating: ****

Summary: Considering the broken ring ropes, this was a war of attrition.

After the match, Damage Control along with Paul Heyman enters the ring and place both men on stretchers. Joey fears for the end of both RVD’s and Sabu’s careers. As the crowd chants his name, Sabu hops off the stretcher. Ultimately, he leaves on it.

Conclusion: With a four-star main event along with two ***1/2 matches, this show definitely gets my recommendation. The bump by Dreamer, if you’ve never seen it, must be seen to be believed.

See you for WWF King of the Ring 1996!

Buyrate: N/A

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